Monday, May 31, 2021

Woah! Pickup Truck House

This is a six three dine in kitchen sharing a half bathroom, washing machine and dryer in the bed of a pickup truck. In the low top second level, stairs are in place of a center console and two shortened cars worth of extra giant car like seats can lay flat or sit up slightly reclined to watch the road. It can and will be smaller, under the max clearance, and sleek and extra roomy for ten couples! There will be more than a foot off the length, width and height.

Bunk Couches

The backrest recline needs lounger pillows, varieties of seat cush could be okay. I'm Jonesing for some Walmart foam. The cush, loungers and maybe the stairs should be shorted to make the best use of the top couch for great steps! This goes with the brightened up tiny house right around here somewhere.

Original Tiny House and Flight of Couches

"This is the biggest house I have ever seen!" That was a quote by a eager viewer of this house. I was inspired by a bigger tiny house design that included a elevated deck fully surrounding the house. This has two nooks that could be a corner wrap patio that makes it even smaller than the tiny house that inspired it. The small set of lower stairs high steps to, on and over the upper couch of piggy backed bunk couches. The sink and the toilet is tucked under the upper couch and there is a big deep shared "Net Worth" sink. The mirror with the medicine cabinet will be more than an inch lower and almost an inch bigger as in angled forward at the bottom. A three quarter bath usually has a quarter shower stall. This has a luxury spa beside a walk in closet that makes the bathroom and laundry area look much bigger. The spa was preferred over a bath tub. 

Black and Green Camou Houses

Yard Parking and House Grants. It's a little bit of digging from a mountain or hill to extend a plateau. A twelve foot drop is dangerous. The front entry landing needs to extend further. It should be extend filled a foot further and dug into the hill forward a foot further or just less of a slope might do the trick. Maybe the crevace above the top of the house also should be filled in half way. It's a clever take and give from source to site. It's a double split difference to take from roof level to two feet uphill. That's shorter than a two feet higher elevation. Just the two feet along the incline. Then, from above, the hill will step down two feet for two feet of plateau that continues as the roof plateau after a two by two foot trough. Maybe wall panel would be better for the roof and for the hatch door. I want to put a couple layers of soil on the roof. I want to fade a tiny container of black paint onto the partially visible outside walls. The twenty inch two by four beams should be used for a ten inch toilet seat gap on the side wall ten inches forward from the back wall, then a rope line strung couch further toward the front on this same wall and two more fold up to the wall brackets to rest a desk surface on the back wall. Each of the beams should be on a hinge so they fold up to the wall. They are twenty inches up from the 28 tile floor to the narrower length of beam on the top surface. The cinder block wall can lay down and be zig zagged to a stable over four foot width of diagonal blocks. Respect girls or I will hand soap bar twirl yours for two seconds that will get you ten hours!

Sunday, May 30, 2021

Victorian Empire Mansions Have...

Victorian Empire Mansions Have...

Lookout towers, hidden basement, sealed attic, tunnels, blowout stairwells, concrete blockade fixtures, sitting duck crossfire targets/ bait, planned neighborhoods and comfort control.

Queen Anne Victorian...
Opposite corners have "looking around" rooms with pinched inward view. Nothing can stop me means, all the way up. Towers. Round. Length views for battle compatible big yards.

Corners are built off. That is balanced impact placement of bumper room lookouts.

The entrance to the attic is sealed under the blowout stairs at an inner exterior ridge of the multi-house super mansion.

Basement, 1st floor and 2nd floor have a similar layout. Sliding walls instead of doors to control the draft.

The back of the house is tucked out of view.

The bathrooms are another outside house with a live in assassin.

The "Quarters" compliment this proclaimed "Kitchen" House.

Cathedral ceilings. 23 Stairs.

The kitchen staff lives hidden in another similar kitchen basement. Ground floor kitchen hides the indoors basement entry.

There's a basement entrance tunnel to the "Kitchens'" Inventory Blockade House.

The basement is disguised as a flat.

The porch wraps greater than one corner with concrete footings above ground.

The house weight and support balance was dispersed to the basement footing at the perameter which was at ground level for a defensive collapse if someone foolishly decided to furnish the house and make use of the second floor other than only people only dance functions at and near the looking around rooms at the opposite quarters. Don't use the back stairs doesn't mean don't use the back stairs but... When the tennants were charitable and used the residence how they were instructed their perspective shifted so the back was the front and there was a way to be able to afford to eat and prevent meningitis. The sliding walls would be open for the collateral dance functions on the second floor and they could be chalked and jacked to add tremendous support and stability until it got cold enough to wrap it up. When conducting a two spot post look around at the surround of very nearly the whole house and the viewing limits of the outside world the jacks could add a defensive structural sabotage trap at alternative opening sizes. On the first floor, instead of the looking around room tower, there may be a pony express saddle fixture below an upper half barred corner window view that springs a trap door to a basement pew manheld barracade. At the opposite corner of the house there's another pony express fixture that only aligns a low view that is limited to below the lower half of the window at the opposite end. Otherwise, inside the house, it would enable domino trap disassembly. It is almost a blade to mount and it's rounded to lick away braces with no low step or foot rest. It's hard with a low boiling point like electroplated gold with a plastic master key in the fine bottleneck of the mount. This is called the stern.

The original design had a second "looking around room" tower, all the way up with a through tunnel vision signaling view at the opposite wide corner at the tucked end of this Victor Empire House. The indestructible design of castles was eventually thought to be overkill, wasteful and the defense needed destructibility. Originally, this overlooked design featured a "comfort control tower." It was a glass convection heat house catwalk on the fiddle. It had to be broken into one way, then it also needed a key built in to the blowout stack of stairwells or the attic apartment, just to make only the attic a reasonable temperature. Serendipitously we also broke our attic entry and moved to the greatest empire in the world.

This attached photo is a Queen Ann inspired modernized design that now features seven bathrooms indoors including two double bathrooms on the second floor and two semi double kitchens. There is central AC instead of fire places and the basement has support at just about all the walls.

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