They trust Holmes and Watson on autopilot like he's the judge. Each part of the movie is like an SNL sketch. Detectives Gone Retarded!

On FXHD Ch. 108 right now, showing Watson and Homes with Will Farrel and his Bro. The quality of this movie grows to the end like the Wizard of Oz

They have accents that make them smart and old. You just got to remember, at the beginning of the movie, they fucked up and let a guy named Moriority go free. He was the defendent on trial and Holmes proved he was a mistaken identity. They trust Holmes and Watson on autopilot like he's the judge. Each part of the movie is like an SNL sketch. Detectives Gone Retarded!

It's over. That villain was like Jack Gallagher's brother!

Despicable Me 3 starting now FXHD 52... Tue 4:30... Minions!

What a little shit Mel Gibson is. "Want me to drive?" Danny Glover hung up his own HOTSPOT PHONE and said, "I'm too old for this shit!" Life guards!

Been on that other social media for a couple days. But if you like Danny Glover and Mel Gibson. NOW Lethal Weapon One and Two. AMC CH. 105

Here look! One in five hundred people in America is a Los Angeles school district student?

It's going to be the coldest day of the decade in a few hours.

I want to see what movie racks your train of thought like who I was talking to while I took these pictures! OK Scooby?

Quote of the week. "Being a fucking doctor is definitely the stupidest thing you could ever do Shawn, no matter what!"

5 bastids died 3 by way of death row last week. Shortly after Valentine's Day, in about a month, all of the snow will be gone.

Fred's mind is cracking up. "I thought I was all set, but I felt like the straps were still on. I looked down... SHIT! The straps are still on [right now!]"

"Inventing something feels better than winning the Super Bowl?" Sports is empty like, "I thought I would be happy about this for real, but it's shit!"

QUOTE of the MONTH. "Why are all these people trying to be a nurse like it's a piece of shit?"

Before already Fred was at death row to score lethal injection. He saw these chairs and said, "Now I know what to do! Shit! It's the same guy!"

Surprisingly, there's something you probably don't know about my feet, medic. The bottom of the inside of a bathtub is only three of my feet long!

10 yrs ago the population was double, now taxes are double, budget cuts are double and the damage done by only time doesn't stop. WE are getting rich!

If in the year 2030 EVERYBODY HAS DISEASES, then FANTASTIC JOB DEBBIE!

Dollar a pr. Six for $9.98 Mens Hanes tagless breifs XL 40-42" at Walmart. Maybe it's too much information, but how much is the women's?

All fully stocked. Fruit of the Loom are the same price. $9.98 for 6 at Walmart.

I can't believe Walmart is allowed to have something pretty good anymore. Nineteen dollars for the kids Yoda backpack. Possibly sixteen.

Do you think that's Jojo Siwa or Rainbow Brute?

It's good to have a chipmunk sized matrix gap between front and back chipmunk mansions because a poker or something would stub into bunker!

There are going to be budget cuts every day like you wouldn't MOTHER FUCKING BELIEVE!

At morning, The Nation Without Arms, Freddie will be transported to sit in a chair with a muzzle to wait a lifetime before walking the green mile. Bitch!

Fast Freddie is finally settling down after the baby! Will Debbie put herself on the line like a dictator with a stay of execution for Freddie's final cut!

Lesbians are a heap of dead animals.

1936 "Poland War ends." Jane Suitski or Most Beautiful Octuplets in Vegas burned on crosses at Crystal Palace. Dick and Jane Morris gets immunity.

Fred named his daughter after yarn called Cameo by Crystal Palace which down burned in 1936 during war in China and Japan. The Suitski octuplets, of the coveted title, "The Most Beautiful Octuplets in Las Vegas," were offered up as a human sacrifice and burned on crosses for a war resolution with Poland by a U.S. government already hijacked by Debbie (Penski) DeCoste of Poland. To offset the damages Dick and Jane Suitski Morris were granted immunity from the law. Declassified: January 1, 2022.

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A man worked real hard providing for his lady. Thugs got "so motivated" in a way so fucked up that... it doesn't exsist! Now it's about the opposite!

This guy literally became... THE MUFFIN MAN which dampened, pampered, stifled and muffled a domestic conflict so "Dikembe Motumbo" (to originate as the most dominant force in a league above all others with massive excessive momentum,) that he became JOHNNY BALLS!

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"Aw... I just realized, that was most of the people I killed for real. ~ I wouldn't have [done] any of that if I didn't torture you!" Freddie exacerbated.

Fred narrowed, "I thought about killing women and children the whole time, but I didn't, they weren't [involved.] I didn't even want to think about those other guys. It was a pain in the ass! Oh ya, I did kill a bunch of women a couple times, but [they were involved.] ...It was like thirty women that were involved but I only killed like three or four of them." They were trying not to take no for an answer.

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"Her enormous made up family was getting nailed by Debbie and glad it got everyone. That won't work. [Doing the opposite tortured you too! :-) ]"

Freddy expanded, "I remember people the whole time complaining that it kept getting worse no matter what Debbie did to try to help them. I'm the one who figured out how to make it work... I had to make it only get them or I knew people weren't going to do what they were supposed to. So I had to make it so it only got them because I couldn't have a bunch of other people doing what they're not supposed to. It would be way worse!"

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Illness Management, you would be better for your allies as a traitor. The community hates you! I don't know why you're doing that!

No joke. "It was never automatic but I definitely was going to kill them... mostly because they got me so excited... It wasn't exciting after that."

"It was hilarious how much that kept happening!"

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Freddie said that the people who he killed wanted to know what he was thinking and what motivated him which was the stupidest thing...

...in the world. "It made me start wanting to kill them right then." I know how he is and that would happen so fucking automatically. "But they sounded like they wanted to do it more than I did and that made me get excited to kill them right away."

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Conway's Freddie attracted at least a couple hundred cops/serial killers by accident. "Denise is like me. So stupid she scared more people straight."

"She's so stupid, but she made people believe that she knew what she was doing so good that they knew they couldn't do it!" I asked Freddie, "Did you attract some of those people because of her?" "Ya Shawn I did get a lot of people investigating me who I killed. ...it was more people than I was talking about before." I said, "Was Denise killing people?" He responded, "No she wasn't, but they thought she was doing what she wasn't supposed to and she wasn't doing what she wasn't supposed to most of the time... She wasn't really doing it on purpose! ~ She sent people running for their lives!"

©2022 Shawn DeCoste

AUTHORITY IS BROKEN DOWN RIGHT?

Bring your subjects and objects that your joke is about for a walk through an activity in your imagination until a joke happens note it then explain all.

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Prepare clean jokes, improv in swears by feel, talk clear to all, carry and jot in a notebook, test, explain in person. Openness, honesty and paint your ID!

You could type four lines of text in like a ten font for eight business cards separated on a sheet of card stock by carriage returns down eighths of a page. Then trace around the edges of a business card and cut straight beyond the corners. Maybe you could catch up with people and slip them your cards out of a hard soap box or glasses case about performing at private parties for several hundred dollars!

©2022 Shawn DeCoste

Joke. Strum the guitar. Thinking like work at creating can find jokes and ideas spelled by play cards that spell, "In-3-as-GT-Pro" & alt. "YM3H-Fkd-Blu"

These are the letters the numbers should make when you shuffle, deal cards and arrange words!

"In-3-as-GT-pro" 

& alt.

"Ym3h-fkd-blu"

"12-3-45-67-890" 

& alt. 

"1234-567-890"

The number 5 can also be Z, V and C.

The number 6 can also be J, C and Q.

Want the number 3 to be the letter E?

©2022 Shawn DeCoste

Playing guitar is impossible? BUT, the top two strings are error proof. Tune, play and chord press those two but rest on the other four. No lessons! √

Keep the strings a little loose, play the string and listen as you turn the key only a little budge eighth turn at a time while you hear the difference. I don't want a tight string saying BINK like a Loony Tune or Merry Melody cutting whiskers in a cartoon! And I don't want the key making crackly noises like a rope from which a piano is hanging.

©2022 Shawn DeCoste

Painting supplies $50 without plaster. DeCoste appraisal of your assembled corners from 16 x 20's. $4000. The best sell price for paintings is $400.

Just tubes of oil color paints and dish detergent to clean it off things. Don't use other assistance chemicals; They're sickening for real! Acrylic that dries in minutes instead of months for the background and sides like for handling the edges. The subject could be as easy as subtle face makeup.

©2022 Shawn DeCoste

New Millionaires... Bulk packs stapled canvas can be thickened to jumbo w/ foam board and plaster. Select CMYK color oils for BOGO π $4K now $400.

Two underwater sharks in the doctors examination room at Saco at the witches crossing on Rt. 153.

(By Nurse A.S. in Art Class)

©2022

Why the fuck does it matter that much whom Captain America is?

Now on TNT! Avengers: Infinity Wars followed by Avengers: Endgame. A story about all of the super heroes by MARVEL COMICS. 4.1 hrs. right now

Now on SyFy The Matrix: Revolution, then The Matrix: Reloaded right now.

Simple bugs were murdered for the lord in their hearts. But they die rather than shun him. Not just by hundreds or by thousands... by quadrillions!

The most powerful man in the world who destroyed establishment the most only did it without money!

People in this country are infected with a curse against making money that starts and grows from tampering with the performance of computers.

What this does and doesn't do...

This Tactical Services Trooper guy starts frenching her little knobby mallet side profile head and I imagined, "Yeah maybe!"

Green does the trick huh?

Now, in Avengers: Infinity War women painted green look better than Asians in American dentures. Zag was standing there watching for "an hour!"

That statue reminds me of the animal puppets and neck warmer pillows at The Penguin Store.

©2022 Shawn DeCoste. . . "I can't believe people don't make for us animals!" They're more sensitive. Here's something I made for cattle.

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The law isn't perfect. The FBI said we have an excuse if we're tortured. A misdemeanor in exchange for guilty plea makes a record on file so easy!