Happy Guy Who Had Sex With Mom Day!

 I think, we the family, only fuck on Valentines Day. Because all of us had our birthdays on a different day because all of about maybe less than a quantity of a thousand of us were really, physically and biologically born on Thanksgiving Day. They let me keep the day because I was kidnapped by some "Drinkies!" But to my real family, you know, physically, biologically, and really and even the whole family, Happy Father's Day! I'm getting the immediate family of like thirty of us a "RYOBI DOOR MAN" like the one on my room in our Victorian Type Mansion group home. It's the greatest thing in the world if your bathroom door is an outie swinger baby yeauh! HAPPY FATHER'S DAY JACK!