"Opposite Murder Suicide." By Me Nyway

This guy, Me, was about to be homeless and have to start blowing dudes. He made sure it was a guy with a gun in the car like Boogie Nights, but he had to lock himself in to killing the guy like devotion so the udder guy would kill him anyway if he failed to take the gun away. Unless he knew what to do to not become a sequel person. But something else happened. [Later debate. Does something else happen every time?] But someone abducted him and raped him in the ass and Me blackmailed him for a condo. [Sequel: He wanted to live but, but... ass to mouth.]